Pammy & David Still Just Friends

'Concept' photographer David LaChapelle took time out from snapping airbrushed airheads and picked up a couple of disused airbags yesterday evening. David, at least 40, carried the leathery, but able-bodied Pamela Anderson into Bungalow 8, a New York night club.

LaChapelle, who once shot Marilyn Manson as a lollipop lady, seemed perplexed that Pammy decided to squirt her Hep C all over the floor but will no doubt treat her incontinence as 'inspiration'. Why not take pictures of David Duchovny on an exercise ball? He could be reeeally controversial and shoot Tupac as a slave! Oh wait, bollocks, he's already done that.

David LaChapelle used to have milk cartons thrown at him when he was at school.