Kutcher Wants To Help Impregnate The Aged

Shouty faced Ashton Kutcher is reportedly desperate to impregnate his old wife (surgically enhanced Willis shagger, Demi Moore). There have been rumours that the star of ‘Punk’d’ took a jet out to Louisiana, where she’s filming, so that he could catch her while she was “ovulating”. Ugh.

Kutcher, who makes money by being intensely irritating, probably wants to get her knocked up before her womb shrivels up and dies.