Angelina Jolie Is Paid Stupidly

In an interview with CNN, Angelina Jolie admitted to reporter Anderson Cooper that she gave third of everything she earned to charity: "Yeah, well, I had a stupid income for what I do" she cooed. She also revealed said that giving birth was terrifying:

"You know, because you're there for the birth, which I wasn't for my first two kids, you're just suddenly terrified that they're not gonna take a first breath… That was my whole focus. I just wanted to hear her cry."

So Jolie, who appears to be indicating that Brad has an enormous penis, is generous with money and likes it when children cry. I don't think a child could cry in her presence, she's too good looking. In fact anyone who sees Jolie in the flesh should immediately pour bleach into their eyes so that they never have to see anything less beautiful.