Paris Is Too Selfless

It’s all about been seen with a paraplegic these days and Paris isn’t one to buck trends. She was pictured hugging this unidentified civilian outside of her midtown Manhattan hotel. The fleeting embrace was made enroute to an interview on US daytime talk show Live With Regis & Kelly.

She told Regis and er… Kelly: "I always have a boyfriend all the time, so I've never really got to know me and, like, have time for myself because I spend all my energy on the boyfriend.” I agree, she should start focusing on some real ‘me’ time. She could go for spa treatments, makeovers, maybe even hire a slave. I eagerly await the launch of her next home video. Maybe she could call it: 'Paris at one with herself' or 'Finding Paris'.