Britney Can't Be Buggered With Namibia

Reports that Britney and Kev will have their second baby in Namibia, just like Brangelina, have been quashed. Leon Jooste, Deputy Environment and Tourism Minister for Namibia had said during a telephone conference earlier that: "She has shown interest to come over to Namibia... Nothing has been confirmed yet, but there is a definite possibility of that happening."

However, Britney's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik e-mailed The Associated Press soon afterwards with the words: "Not true".

It's probably just as well. I'm pretty sure K-Fed doesn't have a passport and lets be honest it's not exactly Brad and Ange. Jolie still looked like Jolie when she popped, Britney's turned into a fat crier.