Gordon Ramsay Gets Sprayed In The Eye

Gordon Ramsay got a taste of his own medicine, in the eye, during filming of Channel 4’s ‘The F-Word’. He was *tutoring* a team of A & E doctors when Emergency specialist registrar Lucy Bingham sent a stream of boiling hot water searing into his eyeball. She recalls:

"I'd got knocked as I was moving a pan of stock and it fell on to the hob, which is blindingly hot, and it splashed back up at him. I thought, 'It's Gordon Ramsay, ace chef, and I've blinded him.' I was really worried…

I immediately went into doctor mode and thought, 'Sod the kitchen' and rushed over to him. I think he was startled and shocked but thankfully he was fine. I got away without any swearing from him because I think he found it quite amusing how I flipped so quickly into being a doctor."

It’s a shame he wasn’t teaching people with rabies. One whiff of cooked eyeball would have sent them into ‘kill mode’ and we could have seen them tear away at his flappy face skin. It’d be like watching ‘Dawn of the Dead’ without allegory.