Sarah Harding Back With Steve Jones

And to think we were duped into believing that the blonde one from Girls Aloud was going out with Stephen Dorff? She was spotted cavorting with her ex Steve Jones in a London bar according to the Daily Mirror. The source said Sarah was “all over” Steve. "She was seen on his knee and kissing him passionately”.

So there you have it: either Sarah has some kind of timeshare deal with blokes called Steve, or she’s just bored with Hollywood. Who cares! Just think of all the celebrity love juices festering in Jones’s battle-scarred loins.

He’s been linked with Halle Berry, Pamela Anderson and even Angelina Jolie (sort of-ish). If Sarah’s savvy she’ll have swabs and a juicer to hand. I’m thinking some sort of Jolie-Berry smoothie with added Hep C.