Justin Timberlake Takes Loads Of Drugs

Cry me a river... of liquid ecstasy. Pop chipmunk Justin Timberlake has revealed that it's not just older women that get him high. He told 'Observer Music Monthly':

"I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down. It's just I make sure there are no cameras around...

...They always say too much of a good thing can be a bad thing. I try to live my life in a well-rounded manner. We all make mistakes. I've done too many drugs already. I've already inhaled and already - who knows? ...the drugs I do have been in my own private time."

'Who knows?' Oooh he's so coy. It's strange; now that I know he does drugs, I feel compelled to buy everything he's ever produced. It's like he's cuddly pop fluff AND naughty rock crack all at once.