Beanie Shot In The Arm

Beanie Sigel, or ‘Dwight Grant’, as his mum likes to call him, was shot in the arm today during a botched armed robbery attempt. The 32 year rapper was punctured ‘one or two times’ in the ‘upper right arm shortly after 8 am’ this morning.

According to police, 5 males travelling in two different cars where involved in the hold-up, which indicates that the assailants had tiny cars and are really shit with guns.

The wealthy rapper, who’s had three albums in the top five of the Billboard album chart, was jailed in November for failing to pay child support. He then 'popped' back in to serve time on a 'gun charge', and just last month he was acquitted of murder.

What a lovely, lovely man. It is with a huge sigh of relief that we can report that Beanie (so named because of childhood flatulence) is stable and in good health.