Brandon Davis Has Gone Into Rehab

Who? No idea. Apparently he’s the son of a billionaire oil baron. Better than being the son of a gun/bitch I suppose. He recently checked himself in to a Malibu rehabilitation clinic telling press: "Yes, I am checking into rehab today… I am on my way right now."

The greasy haired celeb heir cock hit the headlines recently when he went on a tirade about what he calls Linday Lohan’s Firecrotch (see here). In it he tries to impress a giggly Paris Hilton who faffs about pretending to make a phonecall.

At $75,000 a month the clinic presumably works by plunging the addict into such exorbitant debt that they can’t afford to buy any more alcohol/drugs (or the basic weapons needed to procure them). Davis is too rich for that though, he sweats oil. He’ll probably just have to carry on being a dick.