Gordon Ramsay Gets A Fucking OBE

Gordon Ramsay has been awarded an OBE for "for services to the hospitality industry". The TV chef (F-Word/Hell's Kitchen) accepted the honour from the Queen at Holyroodhouse, in his native Scotland.

I can almost see why Jonathan Ross got one last year, he’s quite funny. But Gordon Ramsay? He's made a career out of pointing kitchen utensils at newbie chefs and screaming “fuck" at them until they cry. It’s a bit like rewarding a playground bully with whore vouchers and a platinum knuckleduster.