Keira Knightley Has Anorexic Ancestors

Press were soiling themselves last night after Keira Knightley turned up to the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere wearing a low cut Gucci dress. She was asked by one journalist: “How does it feel to be called anorexic?” Tucking bits of bone back into her dress she replied “I can safely say that I’m not”.

FHM UK’s sexiest woman continued the debate at a press conference afterwards:

“I’ve got a lot of experience with anorexia – my grandmother and great grandmother suffered from it, and I had a lots of friends at school who suffered from it, so I know it’s not something to be taken lightly and I don’t. But I don’t have it, I am very sure of that.”

My guess is that having to kiss Bloom's hairy child-face put Knightley off her food indefinitely. She even seems disgusted by that tasty orange that she's being offered.