P Diddy Wants You To Stink

Of him. He's currently working on launching "version two" of his successful fragance. He also told Sky's Neil Sean that he plans to dive head-first into the metrosexual market with his "own range of skin grooming products".

"It will be available in the early part of the new year. I think I can provide for everyone's needs for a successful and beautiful life."

I think I can run faster than light when I'm drunk, R Kelly believes he can fly... I don't see any reason why P Diddy can't provide for everyone's needs for 'a successful and beautiful life'.

Why not? Toothpaste makes me speak better, and ever since I changed deodorant I've kept finding supermodels hiding in my cupboards.