Billie Piper Hates Money

Billie Piper, has piped up and vowed not to seek any money from her flaxen haired ex husband - media mongoloid Chris Evans. The large-mouthed stargazer (Piper) told the Radio Times: "I'm not taking a penny from him. I think that's disgusting."

Incredibly she wasn’t talking about Chris, she appears to be opining about the recent spate of alimony banditry that’s been inked all over the front pages (not you Mills - you deserve a leg-up).

Piper went on to say: "Chris and I found each other when it could have gone badly for both of us, and we saved each other from our worlds of madness… In my head it was perfect, the first time in years I felt happy. It was simple and sweet." Ahh, Billie, still ‘sweet’ as ever and perhaps even more ‘simple’.