Hoff Hits Back

Not literally. Earlier in the week David Hasselhoff was accused by his wife of breaking her nose and calling her a c*nt. In an interview with Soledad O’Brien for CNN he hit back at the allegations saying: “The only person who broke my wife’s nose was a plastic surgeon, darling.” O’Brien continued to push Hoffy’s buttons, asking him more and more questions about his estranged wife and, last straw-ily, his kids:

“Right. And you conned me into this, because you said you weren’t going to talk about this” spat Hasselhoff.

I then like to think he biffed her Batman and Robin style in the nose and urinated all over the set. In reality both remained seated and she weaselled, smugly: “Oh gosh, I never agree on conditions before I do any interview.” She probably did a little fart in her knickers at the same time.