Maid Thinks Naomi Campbell’s A Hard Hitter

Naomi Campbell has been smashing her minions in the face again. Probably. Gaby Gibson, a grunt in the supermodel’s army of maids, is suing her for heavy petting, or as the court documents put it: "personal injuries, employment discrimination, civil assault, civil battery" and some other stuff.

Naomi’s got a bit of a history of maid bashing. Today her lawyer’s battling it out with Ana Scolavino, who claims Campbell whacked in the back of the head with a mobile phone. Apparently she was convinced that she’d stolen her jeans.

That explains why she never answers my calls. I imagine her dented handset’s all covered in maid brain and hairnet. Hard to see the ‘accept’ button.