Celebrity Dance Off

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were have had a dance-off in an NYC club called Stereo. It started with more of a ‘stand off’ earlier in the week, when Hilton exchanged words with Lohan about dating Stavros Niarchos (her ex-boyfriend). But the time for petty verbal squabbles is over...

Both girls were in the VIP section of the club where they danced non-stop to ’80 s music. According to the witness, "neither wanted to leave and it kept going… No one was going to leave before the other… They were really dancing, non-stop. It was funny… they didn't say a word to each other, but they were literally a foot-and-a-half away from each other the entire time." The pair finally left at 7am when the club owner shut the venue.

A dance off is a bit like an iceberg on a glacier on an ice planet – it’s pretty cool. In fact they should be made to do this 24/7. But by the same climatic token... sweaty gash anyone?