Paris Rocks The Joint

Gossip from the king of gossips. A staffer from TMZ sat two tables from Paris Hilton at the Pink Elephant nightclub in NYC. He observed something white and spliffy in her hands – possibly a spliff. He then saw her friend take ‘two hits’ of what looked like a ‘fat, hand-rolled cigarette’ and observed that ‘their table reeked of marijuana’.

It’s hardly getting your vagina out on camera and zapping it across the internet, but well-done nonetheless Miss Hilton. For your next trick, how about a dance off with a firecrotch? Yes? Thanks.