Hasselhoff Accused Of Breaking His Wife’s Nose

Pamela Hasselhoff has accused her estranged husband of violence and swearing. The news comes just weeks after they agreed on having joint custody of their children, which many believed signaled an end to the hostilities. Not Pamelhoff, she believes the Baywatch star should be punished for a string of verbal and physical attacks on her. A court document details how in December last year Hoff "grabbed" his wife and "pushed [her] hard into a car." She claims: "In the past, he has also broken my nose and called me a 'whore,' 'c**t,' 'bitch,' 'slut' and 'drug addict' in front of our children."

David responded in court with the declaration: #Aaaaahy’ll be ready, I’ll be ready!# "I categorically deny each and every...allegation." I really hope none of this is true, except the c**t part. Just imagine if the Hoffmeister got banged up? Bouffant hair, alcoholism, Germany… all these things that were invented by Hoff. Life without him would be like being reincarnated as Pete Doherty’s kitchen floor. You might get the odd person lie on top of you, but ultimately they’d be unconscious, and you wouldn’t feel anything either – you’re a floor.