Reese Witherspoon Not Pregnant Just Fat

Reese Witherspoon has filed a lawsuit against Star magazine after they claimed that she had a ‘baby bump’. Her legal response is: "the true facts are that [Reese] is not pregnant, does not have a 'baby bump' and has not otherwise gained weight such that she has had to resort to wearing 'Empire-waist dresses,' 'baggy clothing,' or an 'old-fashioned 1920's bathing suit.'" Incredibly everyone seems to be ignoring the fact that she appears to be drowning a small child.

Star maintain the intentions behind publishing the story were not cruel. In an interview with TMZ a spokesman for the publisher said: "It is a frivolous lawsuit. It has no legal merit and we intend to vigorously defend it and have every confidence that we will prevail… The article asks the question as to whether or not she is pregnant based on her physical appearance and clothing that she was wearing and we believe we have every right to ask that question."

If I was Reese I’d stay very quiet, put on a balaclava and hide until the ‘pregnancy allegations’ blew over… or pursue the legal route even further until the entire world spends it's lunch break jabbing ‘reese witherspoon fat pregnant baby bump’ into google.