David Cameron Is Cooler Than Kate Moss

David Cameron, leader of the Conservative Party in the UK has topped Tatler’s annual “Hot 100” list of party goers. Dave and his wife raced ahead of former big guns such as Kate Moss, Mick Jagger and Madonna to be named London’s most desirable party guests. The magazine (out Thursday) claims the couple are “courted by every aspiring hostess”.

I don’t know how magazines like Tatler acquire these amazing facts, but there’s no doubting it, they are amazing. It’s like the Editor compiles lists by shouting the first words that come into her head. It’s lucky we don’t write our articles that way, otherwise this would be entitled “fuck, balls, shit”.