Naomi Watts Possibly Pregnant... Maybe

King Kong's girlfriend might be 'with child'. Naomi Watts has kept everyone second-guessing ever since paps spotted her leaving a fertility clinic in Brentwood, California. The Anglo Australian star has made no secret of her desires for a family: "I wish it could have happened a little bit sooner. I have wanted a family since I was 19" says Watts.

Pregnancy pundits are convinced that pictures of her attending the 'Shakespeare in the Park' gala in Central Park, New York prove that she's pregnant. She "noticeably traded her style-setting wardrobe for a range of baggy, shapeless garments of late" says the Daily Telegraph.

Why don't they just pour tea into a saucer and ask what colour God's hair is? Pah, oh well, finally a good use for the Watts wonder nips... (see here for Sean Penn's demonstration)