Purple Mariah

Lilting pop mentalist, Mariah Carey, has devised a new way to maintain her expressionless sheen. She’s convinced that purple food such as grapes and plums have wrinkle banishing qualities. Mariah now scoffs three purple meals every week. A source quoted in The Sun said:

"It sounds off-the-wall but it's a huge injection of healthy food in one go. Purple products are nature's best weapons in the battle against ageing. There's a saying that 'a plum a day keeps a facelift away'."

Needless to say purple also happens to be Mariah's favourite colour, so the logic behind such a diet is flawless. What exactly is she going to eat though apart from grapes and plums though? Veins? Perhaps she could have 'purple parties' with guests snorting up lines of lavender and downing pints of blood.