Housewife Looking Desperately Bad

Who's this mustachioed senorita? Why it's Eva Longoria of course.

According to TMZ, she was spotted moseying about Hollywood "with pal Mario Lopez" - without wearing any makeup. Gosh.

Think of the millions of fans who voted her to the top of Maxim's Hot 100 list. Twice. You’d feel like you’d voted for an anorexic bear. What happened to the smouldering, bendy, latino vixen we know and love?

Picture Team L’Oreal raising their fat, manicured hands in a collective “Oh my Gawd”; then diving head first into a sea of molten foundation.