A New Addition To Russell Crowe’s Nest

Russell Crowe is making the news once again, but this time he’s kept his swarthy, pugnacious digits firmly in his pockets (if nothing else). In Sydney’s Royal North Shore Hospital Danielle Spencer (his wife) gave birth to a baby Crowe - a healthy young boy named Tennyson Spencer Crowe.

Speaking to press after Danielle had ‘unleashed hell’ Russell growled: “Dani is great, mate, everybody is fine… We will call him Tenny for short.”

When asked to explain his awful choice in name he explained: “mainly because it’s just different”. Ah good, I was wondering how to go about naming the hundreds of children I’ve probably fathered. How about Beer Tits Music Sausage after some of my favourite things? We could call it Beery Tits for short.