Michael Jackson Leaves Kind Phone Messages

Michael Jackson, who’s currently busy exiling himself to Europe to ‘re-launch’ his career, is being sued for $4 million by a man who claims he owes him money. Marc Schaffel says that he was never paid in full for two videos he made for Jacko, or for a $300,000 delivery he made to Brazil - for one of his ‘personal matters’.

The Jury were played recorded phone messages Jackson had left Schaffel. In one of them he squeals: "Marc, please never let me down. I like you. I love you… I really want us to be friends and conquer the business world together. Please be my loyal, loyal friend."

'I love you… please be my loyal, loyal friend?' The last time I heard that was after a conversation about who’s dad’s the strongest-est. We then swapped stickers and played patter cake.