Hilary: Not Up The Duff

Just-about-ok-to-fancy-her-now teenager Hilary Duff has come out and said she’s a virgin:

"It's harder having a boyfriend who's older because people just assume. But [virginity] is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn't mean I haven't thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in."

So Hilary Duff has closed up her muff. No doubt her rockstar ‘Good Charlotte’ Joel Madden boyfriend has been furiously stabbing his penis with joy ever since he found out.