Klum Will Give Birth To Baby Seal

Soothing Seal has just announced that his supermodel wife Heidi Klum is pregnant again. He told People magazine: “It gives me great joy to announce that Heidi, Leni, Henry and I are expecting a new addition to our ever increasing family.” The couple had their first child together last year, Leni being an offshoot from Klum’s previous relationship with Italian businessman Flavio Briatore. The arrival of another sibling should confirm once and for all that Lani isn’t a solitary sister.

Seal, who had lupus as child (hence burny face) is clearly excited. He told People magazine last year: “the arrival of any child brings you a lot of happiness”. He's clearly lying, but I don’t think the Seal-Klums’ need to worry, their child will be a paragon of good behaviour. If it isn't instantly melted by Klum’s Teutonic beauty, Seal can send it into a pleasant coma with his magic, rasping warbles.