Kate Beckinsale Has Powerful Breasts

Underworld: Evolution star Kate Beckinsale has revealed that she can squirt breast milk several metres. In an interview with Jay Leno she described the superpower as a "useless talent", but was nonetheless astonished at the strength of her own nipples. Kate discovered the skill after giving birth to her daughter Lily (by ex-partner Michael Sheen). She quickly found that she could "hit the wall from quite a distance".

You have to wonder at how she discovered the ferocity of her nipples. I can only imagine that she constantly plays with her breasts, a bit like a pornstar. Lilly must be sick getting squirted in eye everytime she steps out of line. Still, useful for making tea at distance. Kate's like a spitting cobra made out of breast.