Orlando Bloom Isn’t The Best Kisser

Keira Knightley has admitted that Johnny Depp is a better kisser than Orlando Bloom. Keira had to snog both raven heads during the filming of Dead Man’s Chest, the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. When asked by InStyle magazine who was a better kisser she cooed: “Johnny Depp certainly wasn’t bad”.

Brilliantly Bloom told Top of the Pops magazine earlier in the week: “She’s [Keira] a great kisser and a lovely and very funny person. She’s absolutely gorgeous”. I don’t know why Keira isn’t attracted to the Calcium Kid. I imagine it’s because it’s probably like kissing a mal-nourished but enthusiastic bear. Next time instead of telling the world she’s a ‘great kisser’ maybe he should gift her his Elvish Elixir of Life - like Liv Tyler did. That way if she rebukes him again at least he can kill himself.