Madge Mothers Lohan

Maddona and Lindsay Lohan have reportedly got very close to one another. So much so in fact that they may even be planning to make a new movie together. Scoop was told by an insider: “Madonna’s giving Lindsay advice on her music career and she wants to work on a film with Madonna, too!”

It looks as if Madonna will also mentor Lohan her in teenage phase quest for Kabbalah nirvana. The source revealed: “They’re going to visit the Holy Land.” Israel is no doubt holding it’s breath. Madonna upset many Kabbalists back in her 2004 with her Bond video ‘Die Another Day’.

Rabbi Yitzhak Bazri (the son of a well-known Jerusalem Kabbalist scholar) says the symbolism within the video breaks all sorts of religious taboos. First she ‘weaves phylacteries over her arm’ - a custom reserved for Jewish men, and then she leaps from an electric chair ‘on which Hebrew letters spelling out one of the 72 sacred names of God appear.’

Shaking his fist Yitzhak told Reuters: "To do this is forbidden. It's disgraceful." He then hurled his ‘Like A Virgin’ album across the room with such force that it maimed several people… in different rooms… probably.