Cole To Marry Tweedy This Weekend

Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy is so relieved she’s losing her budgerigar surname this weekend that she’s celebrated with a ridiculous photo shoot for the National Lottery. Here she is at the Jasmine Studios in London with footballing hubby-to-be, Ashley Cole.

It looks like Ashley’s bidding for a car and Cheryl's so excited she's excreting a white mist. Sort of like Footballers’ Wives meets the Philadelphia advert, but with farting. There’s no way their wedding will be anything like as tacky as Jordan and Pete’s. No way... not after this.