George Michael Denies Bush Romp

George Michael has hit out at the News of the World over allegations that he shagged fat, 58 year-old, Norman Kirtland in a bush on Hampstead Heath. Reporters from the paper claim he shouted (when confronted):

"I don't believe it! [bleep] off! I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here anymore. I'm a free man, I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."

George has responded by saying: "This story is total [bleep] but its nice to know the News of the World is still so concerned by my well being."

So concerned it seems that they'll follow him bottom first into a bush.