Princess Diana Cameraman Quickie

A former ITN cameraman is claiming he had sex with Princess Diana (yawn). In his biography: Through the Looking Glass Sebastian Rich describes a crap, whirlwind romance filled with sultry looks and mouthings of "I love you". The affair took place during the filming of the ITV documentary In Public, In Private.

Staff at Clarence House are insisting that the rumours are "untrue", which proves that he must be lying. Nothing gets past them.

This is such a tawdry story I nearly drifted into a coma writing it. The only saving grace is that the balding glutton merrily reveals that the actual sex bit only lasted "two and a half minutes".