Shane Lynch Doesn't Fancy His Sisters

Dastardley viewers of Love Island (vaguely familiar celebs fighting for gak money) have voted for Boyzone's Shane Lynch and model Sophie Anderton to move into the 'love shack' together - for the second night running.

Lynch told cameras: "Somene who reminds me of my sister is not a good look. As far as relationships go, she just reminds me too much of family. She looks like one of my twin sisters."

Sophie, who used to take four dumps a day on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, is undettered and will probably do anything to hold onto the inky oompah-loompa and his giant metal rod.