Weisz Is Fat

Rachel Weisz, the Anglo-Hungarian star of About A Boy and The Mummy, is fat. The shocking revelation came as photographers spotted her rolling around the pavement in Soho, New York.

Husband Darren Aronofsky, who directed Requiem For A Dream and Pi, is said to be stable but peeved by her dramatic expansion. Sometimes he just walks down the street whistling nervously and tapping his hands like he's completely unaware that there's a humongous, pasty white beach ball trundling after him.

I know pregancy is supposed to be beautiful, but I feel like I'm watching a fat boy hassling a stranger for ice cream.