Gordon Ramsay Can Make Your ‘Widger’ Grow

Shouty celeb chef Gordon Ramsay has been telling his son that if he eats lots of carrots his penis will grow. In an interview with The Daily Mail he said: "With my son, Jack, I tell him the more carrots he eats, the bigger his widger will grow. After each mouthful he keeps looking down the front of his shorts to check." He went on to say: "Of course, there's only a short period in their lives when you can tell them that kind of thing and they'll believe it, but in the meantime you're getting them over their resistance to these foods."

I don’t know why Ramsay’s telling him lies, or indeed why he’s making him wear shorts. Perhaps he’s setting his son up for a hilarious ‘long term’ prank involving his ‘first time’ and a line that goes something like: “It was carrots that did that”. One things for sure though, until then he’ll be invincible in the schoolyard what with his supersonic night vision and his enormous carroty penis.