New Baby Bourne

I’m thinking of changing the name of this site to ‘The Zygote Factor’ or ‘Pop Vagina’ because quite frankly all that the stars seem capable of these days is procreation. I remember when celebrities only had sex for money or career advancement. Paris Hilton, Colin Farrell, John Leslie… they’re all major league players now.

To add to the Hollywood baby boom, Bourne Supremacist Matt Damon has just had a baby girl called Isabella with his wife Luciana. The PR has confirmed that “The family is very happy and everyone’s healthy”. Yes, so are we. No doubt best friend Affleck will be celebrating… probably gakked off his face and forward rolling his way into another lynx advert.