Hoff Idol

Bouffant pop crit Simon Cowell has joined forces with David Hasselhoff for a new talent series called: America's Got Talent. Cowell is the executive producer and Hoff is on the judging panel on the show that promises to be dramatically different from the X-Factor and Popstar series. Mentally inept members of the public will line up and perform while a bunch of reformed alcoholics and camera hungry D-listers slag them off.

It’s one of the greatest moments in modern history, Hasselhoff and Cowell bonding on a chair. Cowell’s not gay though, he once told reporters: "I watch myself on the TV show and I do seem so gay. I really am straight but I get asked that question a lot."

Not gay? You’re telling me you can stand that close to Hoffelhoff and not feel a stirring in your loins? He’s sexier than Jessica Simpson covered in liquid sex.