KISS: A 24 Hour Whore

Ancient rock cock, Gene ‘KISS’ Simmons has made an out of court settlement with an ex-girlfriend after she accused him of slander. Georgeann Walsh Ward felt she was portrayed as a “sex-addicted nymphomaniac” on a VH1 rockumentary called 'When KISS Ruled the World'. Although she was never mentioned by name, her photograph was featured no less than 11 times and lawyers argue that the programme “repeatedly falsely portrayed her as an unchaste woman”. The pair finally came to an ‘amicable resolution’ yesterday and a joint statement was released acknowledging that Simmons had played no part in putting the show together and that Ward had received no money from him. So she lost then...

Gene (real name Chaim Klein Witz) likes to refer to himself as a “24-hour whore” and claims he’d slept with over 4,600 women. “No woman was off-limits” growls Gene. 4,600 women? His genitals must look like a third world Petri dish. Old balls covered in lice and welts and a rotting, angry penis excreting some sort of deadly, rancid puss. Probably best to put it back in your trenchcoat Witzy.