Pammy Loves Nudity And Animals

Hepatitis soaked airbag Pamela Anderson has been out cracking paparazzi lenses again. The Baywatch star posed naked for the PETA annual gala held at Stella McCartney’s Mayfair boutique. Pam hoped to raise public awareness by prancing about in the noddy with an “I'd rather bare skin than wear skin" banner. Dyslexic bears are shitting themselves - in the woods.

She also handed out awards to various PETA favourites including Sir Roger Moore and Martina Navratilova. Both men seemed delighted with the accolade. Two less delighted celeb absentees (probably out chasing baby leopards with mallets) were J-Lo and Bouncy.

According to pagesix.com Pam said: “people see stars like J-Lo and Beyonce wearing fur and they don't think about the cruelty that goes into it." I didn’t know Bouncy was into fur, but by shit if she’s doing it I want in. Look out for the guy wearing the cat hair T-shirt and thong made from Labrador.