Longoria Has Gammy Leg

Eva Longoria, the only Desperate Housewife worth shagging, has a sore leg. The lithe Texan was out and about in Cannes with two poorly dressed, frumpy looking mates when this snapper spotted the tell-tell signs of a leg injury - a plaster.

I have only two issues with this blatant display of celebrity imperfection. 1) Why aren't you wearing trousers? In future please hide any blemish like your life depended on it. 2) Is that an enormous vein scaling the entire length of your left leg? Is it an unbelievably thin bone? Whatever it is, it disgusts me.