Rodriguez Speeds Out Of Jail

Need For Speed star Michelle Rodriguez has been released from prison. Needless to say she was put there in the first place for 'speeding', which probably means we can expect to see Charlize Theron get banged up for serial murder and Clooney go down for robbing casinos.

After voluntarily turning herself in, the 27 year old had to do a whopping 4 hours and 20 minutes of her 60 day sentence. The L.A. City Attorney's office released a statement saying: "our prosecutors are not happy about this... but the sheriffs have a policy to let some nonviolent offenders go early, in part due to jail overcrowding."

Perhaps she was released after the powers that be heard comments she made earlier in the week about 'moving to France' and 'never' coming back? That'd solve the 'jail overcrowding' issue and France is a bit like prison, so she'd be sort of permanently serving time.

What really annoys me (apart from her desperate attempts to run down civilians) is that in a fit of sarcastic smuggery, we predicted that she'd be chucked out in "under an hour." Well by bollocks we were almost right.