Woody Harrelson Only Gives Birth To Girls

Woody Harrelson and his wife Laura Louie, who’s name is almost the same word twice, have just had a baby. Makani Ravello is the couple’s third daughter and the latest in a recent explosion of celebrity births. “In this crazy patriarchal world we live in, we are doing our part to balance the energy” whistled Harrelson, clearly upset they failed to have a boy for the third time. The Oscar nominated star of The People vs Larry Flynt and Kingpin lives with his wife and three daughters on the Hawaiian island of Maui, more than 12,000 miles away from Brangelina’s baby who lives in Swakopmund with imps and dragons.