Kimberley Walsh Is Dopey

Kimberley Walsh from Girls Aloud has had to issue a statement after The Sun printed pictures of her smoking marijuana. The photo was taken on New Year’s Eve at a private party by a ‘guest’. She told reporters: "I realise what I did was wrong… Especially as I'm in a position where fans look up to you. I got caught up in a moment and I'm sorry." She then sprinted to the nearest pub, downed 96 bottles of Reef and puked all over herself to get a more socially acceptable high. Actually I made that up.

Seriously though, she is in a position ‘where fans look up’ to her. Tweedy knows it, that’s why she hurls racist abuse at toilet attendants. I think they should both have to serve some kind of community service and by ‘community’ I mainly mean ‘me’.