Blunt Bags Supermodel

James Blunt has been holidaying with his new girlfriend, Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova. The former Sports Illustrated SE cover girl repeatedly played Blunt’s “Back To Bedlam” album during a recent fashion shoot, fuelling rumours that the couple were sleeping together. Recent pictures taken in Ibiza indicate that Blunt is indeed splashing more than seawater at the 26 year old.

Blunt has always been subject to bad press. As an officer he was nicknamed ‘weener’, ex-girlfriends have described his as ‘boring’ and a UK radio station have banned his music for being too ‘annoying’. Imagine being boring, irritating and small all at the same time. Well, Blunt doesn’t have to, but then Nemcova doesn’t seem to mind dislocating her spine to talk to him. Tsk.