Cliff Richard Says Fuck

Celibate granny pleaser Sir Cliff Richard has dirtied his squeaky clean reputation by saying ‘fuck’. The 65 year old popster swore at Gordon Ramsay during the filming of the latest series of Channel 4’s The F-Word. Hag faced Ramsay goaded Cliff by trying to expose him as a wine novice: "I got him to try a £400 bottle, and he said it tasted cheap. Then I got him to try a different one, and he said it was acidic and rough, and he would never buy it. So I said to him: 'Cliff, it's your fucking wine'." Cliff swiveled round and told the pan tosser to “fuck off”.

If Ramsay came round to my house and tried to play Billy Big Bollocks he’d be in for a surprise. The front door would trigger a device that launches hundreds of footballs at his face (he'll understand why). I’d then get Cliff to inject the lyrics to Mistletoe & Wine directly into his eyeballs.