Kylie Is Back!

Kylie is back! Bewildered Danni Minogue fans were the first to witness her return at G.A.Y in the London Astoria last Saturday. Kylie appeared on stage and performed her sister’s 1991 hit ‘Jump To The Beat’. She had to cut her Showgirl world tour short in May last year after she was diagnosed with breast cancer but has since made a full recovery.

Hopefully now that the pretty bottomed pop icon is back we can all stop pretending that J-Lo’s enormous rear is attractive. It’s just a pity Kylie had to perform one of Danni’s songs. It’s like losing an enormous bar of gold, finding it again and then using it to pay for biscuits.