Brittany Murphy Is Not Thin

People with eyes have long accused the pint sized star of Sin City and 8 Mile of having an eating disorder. The 29 year has now decided to hit back, albeit limply with all the force of a freshly stabbed hemophiliac. She announced, “I used to feel embarrassed about being too tiny. I had a publicist that told me I should cover up my arms in photos”. After wrenching out a stringy yard of bile and stomach lining she croaked: “then I came to terms with it… This is my body; I’m proud of it, so who cares? …Now I’ve stopped trying to eat 12 eggs for breakfast. I’m healthy which is the most important thing.”

Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart and the Olsens are no doubt nodding their enormous, disproportionately large heads in agreement somewhere – probably a margarine factory. It seems that every time a celebrity drops a couple of 100 pounds the media immediately start crying “Anorexia” and the pressure it puts on these girls is unbearable. 12 eggs in one sitting? I’d be sticking my fingers down my throat after 4 or 5…