Blue Men Invade London

Blue Man Group, the New York trio famous for clanging makeshift instruments together, have hit the UK. To mark the launch of their new 'Jelly In Jelly' watch (modelled on the group) Swatch flew all three of them to Covent Garden, so that they could fling paint about and be 'fun'.

Now, I'm all for celebrity PR, particularily when it's shiny and blue. But when three grown men go out onto the streets and scare small children, spit into beer and ogle laughing women, someone needs to step in. I'd suggest spraying them with molten lava, just in case that's not paint on their faces and they're actually a band of bionic executioners made from blue kryptonite... or some other hardy blue material, like whale.